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"Magic is what makes fantasy fantastic," someone says, "you can't apply rules to them or else it loses wonder!" I respond, "Sure, but if you want to write them you will certainly want to know how they work." Writing is all about execution, and I find applying some basic laws of physics to magic systems make them more understandable and realistic. Here, I'm going to outline my basic method for developing a magic system.
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Rob's fake interview with Sarah Palin
« on: September 14, 2008, 05:28:36 PM »
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    Re: Rob's fake interview with Sarah Palin
    « Reply #1 on: September 14, 2008, 05:46:23 PM »
    HAHAHAHAHA! That was awesome.

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    Sarah: No, I wasn't a member. But not because I disagreed with them, but because they didn't take things far enough. They claim that the vote to make Alaska a state was illegal.

    Rob: And that's not far enough?

    Sarah: Not nearly. I claim that the transaction purchasing Alaska from the Russians wasn't legitimate.

    Rob: ...so, you think Alaska should be Russian?

    Sarah: Of course. But the good kind of Russians, not the bad. We just want all our women to be gymnasts and all our men to do that dance where they're squatting and kicking their legs out.

    Rob: But not the crappy, kill 50 million of your own people stuff?

    Sarah: Well, not much of that.

    That part was my favorite.
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      Re: Rob's fake interview with Sarah Palin
      « Reply #2 on: September 14, 2008, 06:27:00 PM »
      Quote from: Chaos2651 on September 14, 2008, 05:46:23 PM
      HAHAHAHAHA! That was awesome.

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      Rob: But not the crappy, kill 50 million of your own people stuff?

      Sarah: Well, not much of that.

      That part was my favorite.
      That literally made spit soda all over my laptop!!!!!!! THANKS!
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        Re: Rob's fake interview with Sarah Palin
        « Reply #3 on: September 14, 2008, 08:14:14 PM »
        wow. that was great. I had no idea mormons could be so funny... Wink jk
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        Re: Rob's fake interview with Sarah Palin
        « Reply #4 on: September 14, 2008, 08:54:54 PM »
        Rob's first two books are hilarious. Matthew Buckley's books are also supposed to be very funny (though I haven't read them yet).
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          Re: Rob's fake interview with Sarah Palin
          « Reply #5 on: September 14, 2008, 09:33:46 PM »
          Threads like this need disclaimers about their laughability level.
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