Welcome to the rebooted, retconned, all brand-new Page 33! We've got a new format (sort of) and now come in a nifty blog form! Some things for you to expect:

-daily content
-weekly features
-crazed gunmen running out of a bank
-costumed heroes foiling the bad guys
-plots?

Indeed, this is exciting! I am hyped up to bring you all sorts of hypes that will fly around the internet; there might be some lies, there might be some truths.

My name is Zak, and I'll be a head writer around here. SaintEhlers will be around as another head writer. Then there's the publishers (read: admin) that can come in and do as they please. We'll try not to let them bully us around too much.

I hope everyone will grab the next issue of Page 33 when it comes out, because I guarantee this isn't any Frank Miller "All-Star Batman and Robin." Turn the page, sit down, relax, and enjoy the ride everyone!

NEXT TIME: Zak returns from the Evil Dead Musical. What could this mean for our dear readers?!